Recipe for “Bread-and-jam”

• Remove one slice of bread from packet
• Keep bread on flat surface
• Remove jam from jar and apply on surface of bread-slice
• Remove another slice of bread from packet and place over the first slice
• Press lightly
• Eat

Now, this seems to be alright, but there is one important step missing. Somewhere between the first step and the last one, you should insert this one:

• Hunt for greenish-gray fuzzy patches on bread. If found, discard whole loaf and get another

As I said before, this step is critical, yet often missed. The sooner you perform this step, the more time you will save.

Happy eating!