- I stirred my tea to dissolve the sugar in it — except that I hadn’t added any sugar to it.
- I unlocked my cell-phone and listened for a dial-tone. It took me a few seconds to realize there would be none.
I read the Dilbert comic today, and liked it so much that I had to mention it.
Carl: Although I’ve been fired for gross incompetence, I’m professional enough to train you before I leave.
Dilbert: Don’t bother. I’ve already coded a Java app to do everything you do.
Dilbert: Except for the incompetent parts.
What I like about Dilbert is that he is one really smart guy in a mad mad world.