Archive for April, 2009

Election Manifesto

Friday, April 17th, 2009

So what does Mulayam Singh and his Samajwadi Party have to say about India’s devel­op­ment, now that we’re close to a national vote?

(All quotes from the NDTV website)

Regarding computers:

The use of computers in offices is creating unemploy­ment problems. Our party feels that if work can be done by a person using hands there is no need to deploy machines.”

Regarding use of agricul­tural machinery:

A harvesting season brings employ­ment for the labour class for at least six months but these harvesters will snatch their earnings.”

Regarding educa­tion:

The party’s manifesto also mentions that it will work to abolish schools providing expen­sive educa­tion in English medium and provide free educa­tion for girls till graduation.

And this gem on terrorism, from the same party that wanted to field Sanjay Dutt, convicted of posses­sion of firearms that were linked to the terror­ists respon­sible for the 1993 Bombay blasts:

The basic cause of terrorism lies in regional differences…if a govern­ment comes to power with our support, we will ensure that action is taken against communal powers and attack terrorism at its roots.”

There is really no reason to comment on these state­ments; the sheer absur­dity of it all is obvious.

Strange Tradition

Friday, April 17th, 2009

From a Reuters article related to the national elections in India:

Throwing a shoe at someone is consid­ered an insult in India.

Isn’t that strange? In other parts of the world, it is consid­ered a great honor to be showered with footwear.

Oh wait.

Watchmen

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Not too long ago, I read Watchmen, the graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, which is “one of Time magazine’s hundred best novels.” I confess that part of my motiva­tion for doing so was that there was this suppos­edly awesome book out there, and I couldn’t form an opinion on it until I had actually read it.

Watchmen - Alan Moore and Dave GibbonsTo describe Watchmen in one sentence: imagine that you are falling deeper and deeper into a well, and as time passes you start becoming more desperate, losing hope. Then, all of a sudden you wake up and realize it was all a dream, but then you realize you need to get ready for a long day of work ahead and wish you were — well, back in the well. (No apolo­gies for the pun; deal with it. And yes, I know I used two sentences instead of one.)

To put it in more meaningful terms, the story starts with a gloomy backdrop where it seems like the world is starting to fall apart, with nostalgic yet rosy scenes from the past being the standard to compare present day against. From there, it proceeds into darker terri­tory, with a violent and strangely compelling narra­tion “on the side” to set the appro­priate mood. It eventu­ally climaxes in what I would term a “moral muddle” — a situa­tion where there’s no “right thing to do” and every avenue leaves the reader with a bad taste in the mouth. Being power­less as a silent audience doesn’t help much, either.

Of all the charac­ters, Rorschach is portrayed as the most contro­ver­sial, and yet, he is, in my opinion, the most straight­for­ward, coura­geous and honest super­hero in the story. It is said that Rorschach sees the world in black and white, but I disagree. The whole argument for accepting “shades of gray” stems from the fact that people think differ­ently and believe differ­ently; it does not preclude an individual from having absolute personal opinions. From that point of view, Rorschach has certain princi­ples that he always stands by, and he takes it upon himself to “save the world” as he sees fit.

Dr. Manhattan, the only real super­hero, is an enigma of sorts, because the novel hints that it is impos­sible to truly under­stand his point-of-view until we see time and events the way he does, connected in a single, complex and intri­cate pattern. Even so, I would have respected his indif­fer­ence towards humanity if he had shown the same indif­fer­ence towards the rest of Universe (including Mars). That human life and humanity in general is point­less is a perfectly sound argument (see Note 1), but valuing dust storms on Mars over human life, or billions of years over thousands is not an argument I am willing to consider without justification.

In an odd twist, Dr. Manhattan’s position also subtly points out that real power is to have the strength without having to actually use it. Having to use it would mean that you are a slave to that power, and (unless you are omnipo­tent) you are likely to eventu­ally find yourself in a situa­tion where your opponent cannot be destroyed by any power that you possess.

In conclu­sion — find some time to read the book.

Note 1: People tend to believe that it is their moral oblig­a­tion to convince others that human life is not point­less, or that the argument in its favor is somehow taboo. I find it perfectly reason­able for one to agree that human life is point­less, but move on and be happy nevertheless.

Are you a PC (or a Mac)?

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Myths have a very long half-life, especially when it has to do with operating systems. Let’s say version N of some software was really bad at doing something, which got fixed in version (N + 2). It won’t be until version (N + 5) or so that most people will realize that the problem has been fixed. Until then, this will remain a hot topic for discus­sion each time the subject comes up.

You know what the best part is? Not one of these people would have used any version of the OS for the past five years. For instance, a typical complaint would go like this: “I used Linux (read, Red Hat Linux 7, from the Dark Ages) sometime ago (read, six years ago) and the screen resolu­tion sucked!” Obeying the rules of gossip, this gets trans­lated into, “The resolu­tion on Linux sucks!”

Unfor­tu­nately, everyone not using Linux will continue to believe this myth until someone demon­strates that the screen resolu­tion on Linux is actually awesome. Note that it is insuf­fi­cient to demon­strate that the screen resolu­tion on Linux is as good as that on any other system. That’s just too mundane to catch on.

This phenom­enon works all six ways (Linux, Windows, Mac = factorial(3)). Windows and Mac being more ‘mainstream’, however, their features and releases receive greater publicity.

It is inter­esting how these different groups interact with each other, almost as if they were following their own religion. Blind faith, super­sti­tion — it has all the elements except physical violence. Maybe one of these days, govern­ments will force their citizens to use one or the other piece of software. Then, countries will go to war over operating systems.

Blogger’s Bane

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Is Twitter detri­mental to blogging? It’s not always easy to gather the time, energy and momentum to blog about something, but on the rare occasions that I do, I find my energy being zapped by Twitter. Throw in a random line that makes people go “Eh?” and my desire to blog is quenched, and fizzles away like every second flower-pot. (You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?) Even my blog posts are starting to resemble Twitter updates…