Qualified To Be President
If you have been following the US elections lately, you should have realized this by now: becoming ‘emotional’ is the most efficient way to become President.
In fact, this strategy can be successfully employed even at other times, when an important bill needs to be passed by the Senate, or when more troops need to be sacrificed in foreign lands.
I am glad this secret weapon is finally being employed for such a worthy purpose.

February 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
and i thought emo’s were outta fashion…
February 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
You got that completely wrong…in fact, it’s even been used successfully in India. Didn’t a large section of the country get teary eyed over our beloved “bahu”? The subject didn’t have to flex her acting skills too much in this case, but the methods were similar.