Qualified To Be President

If you have been following the US elections lately, you should have realized this by now: becoming ‘emotional’ is the most efficient way to become President.

In fact, this strategy can be success­fully employed even at other times, when an impor­tant bill needs to be passed by the Senate, or when more troops need to be sacri­ficed in foreign lands.

I am glad this secret weapon is finally being employed for such a worthy purpose.

2 Responses to “Qualified To Be President”

  1. Bokaro Says:

    and i thought emo’s were outta fashion…

  2. Ramnath R Iyer Says:

    You got that completely wrong…in fact, it’s even been used success­fully in India. Didn’t a large section of the country get teary eyed over our beloved “bahu”? The subject didn’t have to flex her acting skills too much in this case, but the methods were similar.

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